Disney Fans Dread 'The Aristocats' Sequel "The Bureaucats"

Fans of Disney's classic 1970 animated film 'The Aristocats' have been dismayed to learn of a new sequel in the works entitled 'The Bureaucats'. The film, which is produced by Walt Disney productions and set to be directed by a tiny slice of Wes Anderson's amygdala and a tiny cube of Paul Thomas Anderson's hippocampus, is currently scheduled to be released in late 2021.

The film follows a cat named 'Mr. Brown' on the first day of his job in a listless and uncompromising office building in a vast metropolis. The plot revolves around Mr. Brown’s attempts to pass a crucial document through a series of convoluted and highly serious offices, most of which use increasingly daunting acronyms like “ACROP”, “USAMDA” or “BELLOGID54FG”. His attempts to get the document signed by all these offices will form the dramatic crux of the film.

Despite some high-level UK civil servants already camping outside cinemas to buy tickets, there’s been a considerable backlash amongst more traditional Disney fans. Angel Herrera, a sanitation executive from Great Bison, New Guernsey in the US, complains of a ‘boring premise’.
“Especially for a Disney film” she ranted, “their films used to inspire childlike wonder for people of all ages. Me and my husband used to engage in cos play, meaning we used to craft things of out lettuce. We also liked Disney films. I feel like they’re now catering to heartless office workers. My husband thinks capitalism is to blame, but he’s a libertarian who flirted with eco-nazism and ketamine in his youth, so what would he know?”

Some countries have already banned the screening of the film. They fear the use of subversive and propagandistic messaging hidden amongst the baffling and incomprehensible deluge of paperwork shown throughout the duration of the planned 240 minute feature. The film is currently set to be banned in all of the 196 UN member states, plus South Sudan, Transnistria and the North Sentinel Islands. Paul Green, Secretary of State for Technological Innovation and Business in the North Sentinel Islands, claimed the film will spark ‘anarchy’.
“It’s clearly America trying to disseminate their filth to as many nations as possible. They want to monopolise culture and establish hegemony over us. One cannot move for the number of McDonald’s chains on these islands. That’s America’s fault!”