Dear Eileen: Why do I Smell Gas?

My name is (Fmr) Sister Eileen Kirkup. I am 76 years old and I am a lapsed nun. I enjoy frottage and baking.

This week's question comes from Phillipa in Herefordshire. Phillipa asks, "Dear Eileen, why do I smell gas?"

My child,

In the course of our lives, certain situations warrant panic and concern. This is one of them. 

Yours Truly,

Sister Eileen

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